A menu from a London Brothel from 1912.
Oh yes please, love me a bit of Diddling on the edge of the bed, with one foot on the floor
"If you’re not a self starter, please stay at home and jack yourself off"
I don’t think I’ll ever see anything better than this.
I’ll have one “Free back scuttling while woman rubs your nuts with a feather; must stay out of poop hole” please.
Porn hasn’t even discovered some of this.